I think I have a fever.
My printer has eaten several pieces of paper and smeared words all over torn sheets.
Said printer then experienced "printer failure" and has stopped working all together despite numerous reboots.
The beautiful brand new printer cartridges I brought here do not fit in this printer.
My phone service has been suddenly and mysteriously"interrupted" so that I can not even call tech support.
Going for advil and to buy a new printer (somewhere).
It's going to get better, right?